(Source: yowoe)

How happy can you be when you think every action and thought is being monitored by a judgmental ghost?
Dan Barker (via lmaoatheist)

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cybergirlfriend:

wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch


kashf4i:

tunerelite:

The life that every car enthusiast should live.

Dudeee, that bell housing

Advertising Threat

(Source: thehopefoolignorant)

Everyday I wake up without superpowers is a wasted day.

(Source: pardon-the-interruption)

(Source: ultimatehumor)

religiousragings:

You know, I’d laugh at this except I am 100% certain that some moron out there will think this is true and take it seriously.

(Source: did-yuo-kno)